Reno 911! character profiles
Lt. Jim Dangle
Nickname: Jimmy
Age: 41
Rank: Lieutenant
Height: 5'8"
Personal Motto: Work hard, play hard.
Weapon of Choice: Preparedness is the most effective
weapon...unless the guy has a bike chain.
Astrological Sign: Leo
Favorite Donut: Almond Croissant
Favorite Karaoke Song: Anything from "Sweet Charity"
What did you want to be when you grew up?6'
Reason for joining the force?To be out in the fresh air, busting crack heads.
Undercover Identity: "Continental Gentleman"
Why I love Reno: Just 3 1/2 hours to San Francisco
James Garcia
Nickname: Ace
Age: 41
Rank: Deputy
Height: 5' 7"
Personal Motto: Criminals are the vomit of society and we
(the law) are the sawdust.
Weapon of Choice: Colt 45 or a sawed-off shotgun
Astrological Sign: Scorpio
Favorite Donut: Bear Claw
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Love Will Keep Us Together" by The Captain And Tennille
What did you want to be when you grew up?
River raft guide, but I refused to give CPR.
Reason for joining the force?
The force joined me. I am the universe of law and the law found
me.
Undercover Identity: Rick
Why I love Reno: A place where you can still feel good about
being a white American.
Clementine Johnson
Nickname: Clemmy
Age: Give me a break.
Rank: Deputy
Height: As a showgirl, 5'8"; as a cop, 5'7"
Personal Motto: Take a bite out of crime, and look good
doing it.
Weapon of Choice: My knee in a perp's groin.
Astrological Sign: Libra
Favorite Donut: I prefer chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Kiss" by Prince. I have a whole
routine that I do, and it always earns me free drinks and plenty of
phone numbers!
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a dancer or some kind of celebrity. I took dance
classes growing up with Reno Parks and Rec., and then I dropped out
of high school my senior year cuz I lied about my age and got a job
dancing in Branson, MO. I couldn't stand the family atmosphere, so
I came back to Reno. I danced in shows around here for a while, and
worked as a magician's assistant. I'm proud that I was able to set
a goal and reach it.
Reason for joining the force?
It hit me during a magic show when I was bound and gagged and
locked in a box waiting to be turned into an erotic looking duck
that I was wasting my life. I wanted a powerful, glamorous, sexy
job that would allow me to give back to the city that's given me so
much, so law enforcement was a no-brainer. I'm an adrenaline junkie
baby! While I was going through the academy, I worked weekends
handing out flyers at the RV and Camper expos. I still do it
sometimes when I need extra cash.
Undercover Identity: Tarragon the pothead
Why I love Reno:
I'm the best-looking girl in town, and I'm very popular. Reno has
the best of both worlds: high glamour, and real people who aren't
phonies.
S. Jones
Nickname: Jonesy
Age: 29
Rank: Deputy
Height: 6'2"
Personal Motto: "WWVVD" or "What would Vince Vaughn do"
Weapon of Choice: My 12 1/2 size shoe deep in the anus of
some criminal's ass.
Astrological Sign: Aquarius, ladies!
Favorite Donut: Bear claws or anything filled with apple
stuff.
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye or
"Y'all Goin' Make me Lose My Mind" by DMX
What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be Sidney Poitier.
Reason for joining the force?
As a kid, I viewed the movie "In the Heat of the Night," and when
I saw Sidney Poitier as "Mr. Tibbs" slap that old white man, I know
that's what I had to be. Of course now I know there's much more to
being a cop than slapping white men, you can use a closed fist
too!
Undercover Identity: Any popular male black celebrity at the
time; Will Smith, Chris Tucker, Samuel Jackson, Denzel Washington,
Laurence Fishburne, Erkel, Collin Farell... Old 7-Up Guy.
Why I love Reno:
I love this city...I'm the Sam Malone of Reno, all the prostitutes
know my name.
Travis Junior
Nickname: Junior
Age: 28
Rank: Deputy
Height: 5' 8"
Personal Motto: "Carpe Crakem." Seize the crackhead.
Weapon of Choice: Tear gas
Astrological Sign: I'm not sure
Favorite Donut: Free donuts
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Tequila" by The Champs
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Bass player for Lynyrd Skynrd 2000
Reason for joining the force?
My dad was a cop. Said I could go to juvie or join the force.
Why I love Reno: The people.
Cheresa Kim
Nickname: Cherry or Cherish
Age: 34
Rank: Deputy
Height: 5' 2"
Personal Motto: Your head is like a dangerous neighborhood.
You don't wanna go in there alone without a flashlight or a
gun.
Weapon of Choice: Jesus Christ
Astrological Sign:Scorpio
Favorite Donut: Plain if I have to, but I don't like 'em
that much. They remind me of an orifice.
Favorite Karaoke Song: Anything by Melissa Etheridge
What did you want to be when you grew up? A ballerina. Or a systems analyst.
Reason for joining the force?
My past is filled with sin and small time crimes and misdemeanors.
Enforcing the law is my way of righting all my wrongs- cleaning up
my karma Also, they give good benefits.
Undercover Identity:I'm not telling.
Why I love Reno:
It's like the emerald city in the Wizard of Oz, but filled with
crackwhore and junkies and thieves. Oh my!
Trudy Wiegel
Nickname: Antisocial bi-polar manic depressive lunatic
Age: 39
Rank: Deputy
Height: 5' 9 1/2" (without arch support insoles)
Personal Motto: If life gets bad enough - there's always
suicide.
Weapon of Choice: My wit and charm.
Astrological Sign: Cappy - Aquarius Cusper
Favorite Donut: I'm allergic to flour.
Favorite Karaoke Song: Anything from the "Beaches"
soundtrack
What did you want to be when you grew up? Someone else.
Reason for joining the force?
The doctors thought it would be a good idea to get out of the
house.
Undercover Identity: Sex Kitten
Why I love Reno:
The climate is good for my asthma.
Raineesha Williams
Nickname: Rae Rae
Age: None of your business.
Rank: Deputy
Height: With or without my heels?
Personal Motto: You don't have to eat a whole side of a cow
to know that it's beef.
Weapon of Choice: Mace of course.
Astrological Sign: I don't believe in Zodiac signs. I
believe in the $ sign.
Favorite Donut: Chocolate
Favorite Karaoke Song: "Last Chance" by Donna Summer
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Beautiful. I succeeded.
Reason for joining the force?
I joined for the benefits; I stayed because of the mace.
Undercover Identity: B.B.W.
Why I love Reno: I don't love Reno, but Reno loves me.