Reno 911 episode guide
Pilot. Pilot
Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.
Episode 2. Fireworks
Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Wigle goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results. A.P.B robbery in progress Jones and Garcia make Johova witnesses get down on the ground. The deputies mess around with the fireworks they get where Dangle accidently sets off one in the van which lights up all the fireworks which go of in the van.
Episode 3. Execution Tickets
Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt. Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.
Episode 4. Clementine's Pregnant
A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suitors. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson also babysits a sex offender around the neighborhood where he is moving in.
Episode 5. Jones Gets Suspended
Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.
Episode 6. Help From the FBI
When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.
Episode 7. Wiegel Suicide Watch
Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of "look at me!" Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.
Episode 8. Clementine Gets Married
Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.
Episode 9. Garcia's Anniversary
It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.
Episode 10. Burning Man Festival
The officers are Reno 911! are humanitarians for the right price. But are some hookers too crazy, no matter how much money?
Episode 11. Dangle's Moving Day
Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?
Episode 12. Terrorist Training (1)
Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.
Episode 13. Terrorist Training (2)
Homeland Security is a serious matter requiring rigorous testing. And egregious cheating, thanks to Deputy Travis Junior.
Episode 14. Halloween
Weigle steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him. Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalizism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no satan.
Episode 15. Dangle's Promotion
Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.
Episode 16. Wiegel's New Boyfriend
The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer.
Episode 17. British Law
A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own with Garcia.
Episode 18. Dangle's Ex Visits
Dangle's ex-wife visits just as the deputies are trying to get rid of the Ten Commandments monument on their front lawn.
Episode 19. Religion in Reno
A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his "Half Hour of Power" from the Reno jail.
Episode 20. Firefighters Are Jerks
The Annual Policemen's Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.
Episode 21. Not Without My Mustache
As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.
Episode 22. Security for Kenny Rogers
Garcia and Weigel take over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing in a Reno mall.
Episode 23. More FBI Help
When the Lt. Governor's brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.
Episode 24. Raineesha X
Williams discovers the Nation of Islam and sets about changing her ways, as well as the ways of several other Deputies.
Episode 25. Clementine and Garcia Are Dating
After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.
Episode 26. Undercover Drug Bust
Jones and Garcia go undercover as hippies on a stakeout.
Episode 27. President Bush in Reno
The Deputies in Reno are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.
Episode 28. Accidental Marriage (1)
Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.
Episode 29. Milkshake Man's Death (2)
Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death , which makes The District Attorney investigates the sheriff's department.
Episode 30. Investigation Concluded (3)
The District Attorney concludes his investigation.
Episode 31. Reno S.D. In & Out of Jail (4)
The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.
Episode 32. American Dangle
The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them. And call them.
Episode 33. Cop School
Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.
Episode 34. SARS
While some deputies are quarantined because they may have S.A.R.S., the others hang out with the host of a popular Reno children's show.
Episode 35. Eddie's Getaway
The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!
Episode 36. The Prefect of Wanganui
The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.
Episode 37. ...And the Installation Is Free
Jones shows up late for work because he was out recording for a radio commercial. Doing the "and the installation is free" spot for High Sierra Carpeting. He proceeds to show the other officers his new car and announce he is making a TV commercial. The premiere comes and he finds out he has been replaced by an animated turtle with his voice and he only gets paid once for his voice, rather than each time the commercial airs.
Episode 38. The Hot Tub King
Clemmy becomes engaged to a rich owner of a hot tub chain. Only one problem: He's dead. Meanwhile, Garcia and Williams guard Liberace's piano.
Episode 39. Garcia's Girlfriend
Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.
Episode 40. The Hummer
Dangle learns that he could possibly have a long lost son he never knew about from his Coast Guard days and the station also purchases a Humvee for the officers.
Episode 41. Crime Scene Idiots
When "CSI: Miami" comes to town, the deputies of the Reno Sheriff's Department get to work as security guards.
Episode 42. The One That Got Away
Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.
Episode 43. Craig's Question
Deputy Wiegel's boyfriend has finally proposed to her. The only downside is that his appeals have run out and he is soon to be executed for multiple murders! Before the the execution, the rest of Reno's finest try to put together the wedding of a lifetime for Trudy and her convict fiancee.
Episode 44. Wiegel's Pregnant
In a short resolution to season three's cliffhangers, it turns out that Garcia and Dangle are pulled out of the car safe (and naked), and, unfortunately, the call placed to the prison was a wrong number, so Craig is killed.
Six months later, Wiegel comes back from her "personal leave" pregnant. It turns out that it was not Craig that impregnated her, but rather via a sperm bank that Junior and Dangle may or may not have contributed to.
Also, Carrot Top goes insane in a Harrah's hotel, throwing furniture out of the presidential suite, shooting at people and stealing police cars.
Episode 45. The Junior Bros.
Garcia goes undercover to bust employers who hire undocumented alien workers, and Junior spends a day with his brothers.
Episode 46. Jet Ski Blues
When a lonely deputy dies, the Reno Sheriff's Department inherits his beautiful jet ski. A life-and-death, deputy-versus-deputy battle for its possession ensues.
Episode 47. Rick's On It
When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick.
Episode 48. Spanish Mike Comes Back
"Spanish Mike" Alvarez returns to wreak havoc on the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Episode 49. Son of a Chechekevitch (1)
After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.
Episode 50. The Investigation Continues (2)
The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral.
Special. Reno 911!: Miami
The bumbling cops of Comedy Central's hit television series take a trip to Miami Beach for a national police convention, only to find that they must leap into action when the convention center becomes the target of a biological terrorist attack.
Episode 52. The Department gets a Corporate Sponsor
Hotty's Restaurants become the corporate sponsor for the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Episode 53. A Christian Karaoke Singles' Mixer
Kimball takes Clementine to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.
Episode 54. TBA
As Raineesha and Trudy consider trying to get raises in the election for deputies, Jones and Garcia tangle with a drug dealer who may be a D.E.A. agent.
Episode 55. TBA
Jones and Garcia get transferred to mounted patrol, only to discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.
Episode 56. TBA
When a crime occurs, you can trust the Reno Sheriff's Department to do their best to show up in a reasonably timely manner. Which will usually give or take a few hours.
Episode 57. TBA (1)
Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.
Episode 58. TBA (2)
Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.